NOT HOT!

Ok, maybe I am going against the grain on this one, but I just don't see what the draw to "Jennicide" is. A few months ago she did a spread for FHM and now it seems that she will be posing for Playboy.

I once played a satellite with her at the Mirage and just shook my head silently while guys at the table giggled and whispered like a bunch of fifth graders wishing they could snap her bra.

I posted the video from her FHM shoot below. Take a look and ask yourself if she is seriously Playboy material.

Not only is she lacking in the looks department, but also in the brains department. Here is an excerpt from the FHM interview...

"I hear about people who win $150,000 in one day and 24 hours later they’re down $500,000. They’re going out and getting bottle service for $3,000 a night and bringing hookers back to their hotel. And they don’t just get the $50 hookers down the street—no, no, they get the $1,500 ones. Obviously that’s not what I’m spending my money on! I’m very lucky—as a female with breasts, I rarely have to pick up a tab. But there’s more to me than my ability to stay up all night and play poker. I have the personality and the looks where I can do other things with my career."

"Personality and looks"? Give me a freakin' break! The only reason that any of these magazines are looking at her is because poker is hot and these magazines always look for the hot girls that are involved in that day's hot topic. Fortunately for her, there are very few hot chicks in poker. Even more fortunate for her, the few hot girls that do play poker all turned down the job! Get a reality check, missy!