I was cruising through Craigslist and just happenned to find this posting...

We are looking for 3-5 very attractive females who are comfortable being topless in a thong while waiting on upscale attractive gentlemen & women. This is a private poker party that will be this weekend in the Boston area. You will be compensated $75hr for waitressing, it begins around 9pm and will go until around 3am. You should also be comfortable providing sensual massage, and you will be compensated $500 for each massage. We are holding interviews and auditions over the next 24-48hrs. For consideration, you MUST submit pics and cell number.

Those must be some pretty damn good massages! ;) Oh, and I love the way they are holding open "auditions".