Having been fucked over many times, I consider myself an expert in recognizing when a good fucking over is taking place. In my expert opinion, I would have to say that Neteller is fucking all of you.

Two weeks ago they stopped processing EFTs and sending out checks. Last week they stopped allowing you to withdraw funds via the debit card.

This left you with only one way for U.S. customers to get their money... make a peer to peer transfer to a non-U.S. customer that you trust and that person transfers the money to you by some other means.

Guess what... yup, they sealed that loop hole today. The following are the latest entries to the Neteller FAQ page...

Why can't I perform Peer-to-Peer transfers anymore?
In order to ensure that US members do not use NETELLER with the intent to gamble online, NETELLER is no longer offering its Peer-to-Peer service in the US.

Why isn’t my account certified anymore?
US member accounts have been temporarily de-certified to revoke Peer-to-Peer capabilities. These accounts should be automatically re-certified in the next 10 business days, but Peer-to-Peer transfers will no longer be available to US members.

Why has my NETELLER account been closed?
If you recently performed a Peer-to-Peer transfer, your account may have been temporarily closed. Your account should be automatically re-opened within 5 business days, but you will no longer be able to perform Peer-to-Peer transfers.

How can I withdraw funds from my NETELLER account?
As a top priority, we are working to resolve all withdrawal issues, but in the meantime we continue to maintain these funds in trust on your behalf. Please check this page regularly for more updates.